The Super Heavyweight Hoodie

This is the heaviest hoodie we could get made, and it is the reason the price is what it is.

Thick cotton fleece. A boxy cut that does not cling. Ribbed cuffs that still grip after a winter of being pushed up your forearms and pulled back down.

It is built to be worn in the cold and the wet for years. Not to be photographed once and folded away.

One small embroidered mark on the left chest. No slogan across the back. No hood print. The whole point is that most people will not notice it and one person will.

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Heavy cotton fleece, boxy fit.
Flat embroidery, one thread colour, left chest.
Made to order in the US. Ships in 5–13 business days.
Wrong size? Keep it — we'll send the right one.